an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could


if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special


If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

  • Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
  • Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*